first, a liberty dunk with a hidden wedge.
that's all i'm gonna say.
second, check out the moooooooooooves. it's how i dance in my imagination. or maybe i actually do, but i am the only one doing it so it's not so effective (i too would get stuck doing the splits).
third, i always love a turban. always.
and last, the sick pink velvet chaise upon which i will recline after dancing all night in my secret sneaker wedges and getting stuck doing the splits. in my turban.
how about you?